im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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