I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
