i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
we're making bets on your personal life
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
