Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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