he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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