Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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