Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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