Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
time to smoke my breakfast
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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