My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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