Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You were trust falling into bushes
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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