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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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