This girl is more easily done than said...
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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