I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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