I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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