Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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