i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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