If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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