Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize