spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
