Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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