he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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