She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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