Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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