i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When are your genitals available?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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