Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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