went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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