The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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