she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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