Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Randomize
