and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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