sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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