They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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