Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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