Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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