well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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