I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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