her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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