On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Randomize
