I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We don't watch enough power rangers
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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