The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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