Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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