hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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