How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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