I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Green mimosas i think yes
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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