Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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