We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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