Plan B is the new Plan A
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
