i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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