Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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