U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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