Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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