bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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