need another drink. this is the easiest way
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
should my penis look like a turkey
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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