what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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